Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a chair, then a table.

Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

Why did helen keller’s dog kill it’s self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

How do u shut Hellen Keller up

U give her mittens

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.

Who is Helen Keller?

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture

Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Why did you scream? Oh… Hellen Keller she tried to cook… 😨

How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her… wait never mind she can’t talk.

Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom

Do you know where Hellen Keller lives? Neither does she

Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

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