Helen Keller jokes
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.