Helen Keller jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides o’the family.
Yo mama so inbred her own fam’ly tree
Looks like a spider web an’ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said “gimme a fag”
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, she’s nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeer’s pussy is tight.
It’s not too dryyy or weeet it’s just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
“I’M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Don’t care if she’s 20 or 77!
I’m doing all the moms all over the worl’
Even if they weren’t ‘riginally born a girl.
A pussy’s a pussy no matter who its from
Don’t care if that woman is smart or dumb!”
That’s the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if she’s so fugly, she’s the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it don’t matter how much her ass is worth
or if she’s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high can’t nobody top me
She said, “I’ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.”
I said, “aiight bet! Can’t nobody stop me!”
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.