Helen Keller jokes
Heard the Helen Keller single? It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Poop.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.