I hate stairs they are always up to something. I love stairs they are always down to party
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
ted stinks
ur mom
poop
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Who is Helen Keller?
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she's a women no seriosly why can't she drive. Because she's dead.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
