Snatch

Snatch jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

Difference

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Donut

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Boat

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Neighbor

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Community

Hey my Mexican baddies. Long time no chat. Anyways, I only came here cause I need some of yall to add my discord. Since I know that’s what yall use nowadays instead of Snapchat? Anyways yeah. That’s it bye. I’ll check back to snatch yalls dc then leave bye my Mexican baddies. Discord: Ilovemyhamstersm