Heaven Jokes

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer

Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven

what did the angel say when it went to heaven? well halo there!

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.

Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven

Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven

In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?

They boil the hell out of it.

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You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?

Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven