Deaf Person jokes
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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