Deaf Person jokes
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?