A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
