We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
