What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
well i was gonna make a joke about drunk people but that would be good for the health
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
