What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.