What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
