Hawking jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.