Hawking jokes
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.