Hawking jokes

All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

Oh, neither did he.

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.