Hawking jokes

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

What is Stephen Hawking's mum?

Your mum!

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.