Hawking jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.