Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
My mum.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!