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Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.