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If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.