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Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.