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Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!