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What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)