Have jokes

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.