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What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*