Have jokes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.