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My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

I have a little John.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.