Have jokes
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.