Hate jokes
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
I hate autistic people.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I hate math dude
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Man, I hate the government.
I hate this website, lol.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?