Hate jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

People think I'm racist but I'm really not.

I hate everyone equally.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.