Hate jokes
I hate this website, lol.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!