Hate jokes

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.