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what do fat demons hate, exorcise
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So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What planet did Hitler hate the most? Jewpiter.
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
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What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
