Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
