Hate jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
Dad, I hate you!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I hate rubber.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.