I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
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I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
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hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What store does a Orphan hate
Family tree
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
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I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
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Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.
