My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
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I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
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Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning......he hate 12 year old nuts
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dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
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Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
