I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
