Hate Jokes

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

Cause they cant find there parents

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can’t stand up for themselves

why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large

I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)