Hate jokes
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!