Hate jokes
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I hate nightmares.
I hate crying.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I hate autistic people.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I hate rubber.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!