Hate jokes

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

I hate noise.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.

He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!