Hate jokes

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Why do vegans hate sex?

They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.

Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.

He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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