Hate jokes
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.