Hate jokes
Dad, I hate you!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Memes
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.