Hate jokes
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Dad, I hate you!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Memes
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)