Hate jokes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....