Hate jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, βAre you going to hate yourself in the morning?β She said, βNo, I hate myself now.β
β Rodney Dangerfield
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House π
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
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Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Like if you hate going to school.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.