I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
i hate stairs their always up to something
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
like if u hate going to school
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
people: you're ugly me: ok people: I hate you me: cool IDC people: you're annoying me: good for me people: BTS is dumb me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run
