Hate jokes
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.