Hate jokes
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Memes
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe