Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
I hate 9/11 jokes...They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
All orphans must hate the LQBTQIA+ Because they are home o phobic
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
