Hate jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I hate nightmares.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!