Hate jokes

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Why do anions hate each other?

Because they can't handle the negativity!

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

I hate nightmares.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).