Hate jokes
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.