Hate

Hate jokes

School

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Difference

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Website

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Boss

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

Man

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Shaenaya

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Fence

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Sex

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

Stephen Hawking

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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