Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.
Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
Friend 1: I HATE YOU! Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didnt say t-that!! Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored* Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! plz shut up. All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
what do you call the nun that hates for paul walker mother treesa
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
why do orphans hate the internet Because on the internet people have family’s
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
Why does a orphan hate apples because they get picked more
Don't hate life, love it because when u want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
