Hate Jokes

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

What state do miners hate?

Oregon.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

Why do anions hate each other?

Because they can't handle the negativity!

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”