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Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why do anions hate each other? Because they can't handle the negativity!
What state do miners hate? Ore Gon
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
What movie do orphans hate the fast and furious.
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Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
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Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
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Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It taste like shit and I hate it.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
