Hate jokes

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Why do anions hate each other?

Because they can't handle the negativity!

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬

Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

I hate nightmares.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.