Harm jokes
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Go commit neck rope.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*