New Harm Jokes

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

self harm jokes arent that deep

My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselfs

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈

I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".

I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[

What is a self harm persons favorite game

Fruit ninja

Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.