Harding jokes
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!