What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
Yo hair line is so far back that it was there before the big bang happened.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
did you hear what happen to the italian chef?
he pasta-way...
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble!
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum
What happens at the orphanage be like: The orphans:”HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
