Happening jokes
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.