what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
