Happening jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!