Happening jokes

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.