Happening jokes

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.