Hang jokes
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Chat box hangout.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.