Hang jokes

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.