Hang

Hang jokes

Hangout

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I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Death

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I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Impression

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My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

Apple

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A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

Nazi

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Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Incest

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One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Jesus

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Jesus

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What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

Emo

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I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Tree

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What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Tree

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One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.