What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Wanna come hang out with me?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Chat box hangout.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
