What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
