Hang jokes
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)