Hang jokes

Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?

A: Don't leave me hanging!

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?

So it can hang him.

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.