Hang jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.