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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
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If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
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There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
