Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
what looks like half a cat?
the other half
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully she was hot and had a nice ass so it was enjoyable raping her. The next day when i woke up I found her body only half eaten, her lower body was still intact so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast, her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
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What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl