what looks like half a cat?
the other half
Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
K Half is definitely a bottom
How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half
why are half of the orphans blind? cuz they cant find there parents
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Your forehead is so big your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why was jfk stupid? He only had half a brain
