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The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!

If the grinch was an average white thotty b… girl:

If the grinch was an average black girl: