Average jokes
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Decent sausages, average price, good car and seats... nothing.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?