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Dark Humor

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Test answer

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Girl

Half the damn girls on this site bruh

The image shows a pH scale with colors ranging from red (acidic) to blue (basic). The text on the image reads "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A 10? MAYBE ON THE PH SCALE COS DAMN GIRL YOU BASIC."

Prison

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Class

Two side-by-side images of a brown monkey puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. The text overlay reads: "me when i join a new class and i ghosted half the people in there".

Teen

Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

Dick

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Celebrity

A white tour bus with "CELEBRITY HOME TOURS" written on its side and "HALF PRICE" below and on the front is in the foreground. In the background are run-down, abandoned-looking houses.

Gordon Ramsay

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Man

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Coffee

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

Social Interaction

Antisocial

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."

Sandwich

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

Glass

Two glasses of water, one labeled "OPTIMIST" and having clear liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS HALF FULL", the other labeled "PESSIMIST" and having yellow liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS PISS".

Account

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

History

A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.

Biscuit

Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?

An overhead shot of a round 'MARIE' biscuit that has been broken perfectly in half. The two halves are placed next to each other on a gray textured surface.

Face

dont judge and only half the face

A person's face is shown in the image with a black scribble covering half of it.

Glass

The image presents two glasses side-by-side. The first glass, labeled 'OPTIMIST', is filled with water to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS HALF FULL'. The second glass, labeled 'P|SSIMIST', is filled with a yellow liquid to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS PISS'.

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