Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your hairline look like the batman symbol
Your hairline is so big even dora the explorer can't explore
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
