Hairline jokes
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.