Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.