Hairline jokes
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.