Hairline jokes
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
You smell!
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.