Hairline jokes
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.