Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.