Hairline jokes
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.