Hairline jokes
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Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Hairline.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.