When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Hairline Jokes
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
