Hairline jokes
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.