Hairline jokes
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.