Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
Yo moma so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk. Especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn
your mom is so hairy that kingkong got jealous of her
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
my pits are hairy but my i can carry
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born