Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow

what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don’t like it, but you still eat it.

say “Mike who cheese hairy” fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father & mother went to bed one night and didn’t hear or see Timmy come with them. They all get under the covers Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood curdling scream. “MOMMY WATCH OUT THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!” And he proceeds to say, “DON’T WORRY MOMMY I’LL GET IT!” And he takes his fathers penis in his mouth and chomps down. Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

I have a pussy. It’s very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It’s also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

yo momma’s so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn

yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born

Whats brown and hairy… a bear. Whats brown, hairy and is in love with Ethan Herbst … Arij

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family “Hairy” and the Henderson’s

Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning

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