Hairiness jokes
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
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(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
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My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
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