You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

a baby smoothie

I like my women thick, so if they aren’t over 375 pounds they’re not stepping into my room.

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