I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
Me:imagine not having hair
Kids: on chemo
Bitch the fuck
There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
